Soccy says: Rock Band will devour your soul

I’m a cowboy.
On a steel horse I ride.
I’m wanted.

Dead or alive.

Or that’s at least what Harmonix’s Rock Band has been trying to tell me every time I play Wanted Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi. One of my roommates bought the game last week and my ability to keep up with my coursework has dropped 10-fold. I can’t conceive how much time I’ve spent on the game, and my release from its deliciously rocksome clutches does not appear to be near.

Screw you, Kurt Cobain.

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