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Thanks to Papaya for the heads up :)
Speechless.
From the registration logs:
Scrotums Smurf (ballsackforever@**********.***)
In case if you were wondering, that user has two other smurfs in the system.
Duty Calls

I love xkcd.
Mea Culpa

Visitors to HGMain may have noticed for about a day HGMain’s font was all weired and screwed up. Some reported a font that was too small, some reported a font that was too big, etc.; in all cases it was BAD.
So what the hell happened?
When Life Gives you Lemons ...

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